An officemate of mine shared her text message forwarded by her friend. Hope this makes you smile:
Preacher : Brothers and sisters, we will be renovating our church building... For this, I'm encouraging you all to give your share for this project. I request the organist to please play us a song. As the music is playing, those who will give their share will stand up so the usherettes will just approach you, you don't have to come in front.
Organist: (Whispers) What shall I play?
Preacher : (Whispered back)"Bayang Magiliw..." (National Anthem)!
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